"Mount your Friends is really funny because it's got men with big muscles wearing tiny thongs and when you move around your penis swings about and you climb a goat and it's well random and it's called Mount Your Friends, LOL!"
Now listen the FUCK up.
Mount Your Friends is one the best multiplayer games you'll find on the Xbox 360. In fact, it's one of the best multiplayer games ever made. It deserves to be grouped with the likes of Street Fighter, Starcraft, League of Legends, and whatever else we're considering an 'E Sport' these days. And while swathes of guffawing idiots make endless let's play videos focusing on Mount Your Friends' lewd aspects, we're going to prove once and for all that it's a tournament-worthy title if ever one existed.
THE FIRST OFFICIAL* MOUNT YOUR FRIENDS UK CHAMPIONSHIP
YES. On Wednesday September 25th, Loading Bar Soho will be host to a tournament like no other. 32 competitors will mount it out against one another for the title of 'best person at Mount Your Friends of those who actually turned up to this thing'.
The evening will start from 7pm for registration and practice sessions, the event itself will start at 8pm.
Throughout the evening we'll have some half-arsed commentary from Midnight Resistance's very own Andi Hamilton (if he's remembered to book it off work - Sean), and a prize for the winner, which may or may not be something more than bragging rights for the rest of their life.
So come join us, grab your favourite fluorescent thong and be part of something incredible. God knows you've got nothing better to do.
*(we asked Stergersaurus and he said it was okay)