So we've been to Eurogamer and blown ourselves out doing tiring things like 'being on our feet all day' and 'playing videogames'. You're no doubt expecting HARD HITTING INTERVIEWS WITH THE FORZA HORIZON TEAM, EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF THE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 DAY ONE DLC and PICTURES OF THE COOL PR EVENTS THAT TOOK PLACE.
Well, tough shit. We're old, lazy and need to relax first. I've spent the morning painting along with Bob Ross, the softly-spoken, ASMR-triggering, Happy-Little-Tree painting painter. Only I don't have any real paints. I have Mario Paints.
You should definitely DM your attempts at the @MidnightResist Twitter account.